A-Roid

This just in...Alex Rodriguez the Evil Empire's 3rd baseman tested positive for steroids in 2003! Well, allegedly. All the details are here. Wow, who would've thought that a Yankee would test positive of 'roids? Surely not Jason Giambi, Roger Clemens, or Andy Pettite..allegedly. But, you have to hand it to A-Roid, he faced the media and manned up, "You'll have to talk to the union". I guess he was way too busy chasing down old, vieny, wrinkley pop singers to issue a real statement. As a proud, card carrying member of Red Sox nation, I have to admit that a smirk is on my face as I write this. There is some satisfaction in seeing the Yankroids be caught cheating in an era when they can't win the big one. I think that with the opening of the new Yankee Stadium that there should be a Mount Roidmore stature erected in Momument Park. There for all to see are the Rocket, Giambi, Pettite, and A-Rod's mugs chiseled in stone. And while I am piling on, check out this gallery of A-Roid through the years. My personal favorite is picture 12. "The Slap" is one of the highlights of the greatest choke jobs ever....up 3-0 in the ALCS only to lose 4 straight. Long Live The Sox!